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VOICEMAIL | TEXT MESSAGES | LETTERS | ACTION
This is the direct contact method for Lord Petyr Baelish. Please leave a message, and I will return your call at my earliest convenience.
VOICEMAIL | TEXT MESSAGES | LETTERS | ACTION
[who doesn't enjoy 3AM wizard drunk texts?]
there has to be a way to turn off your powers when youre drinking i just let myself into what i thought was my house and got chased out by a bog
[and a moment later:]
dog. ha could you imagine a bog chasing someone?
[and after a second moment:]
actually that's terrifying nevermind.
there has to be a way to turn off your powers when youre drinking i just let myself into what i thought was my house and got chased out by a bog
[and a moment later:]
dog. ha could you imagine a bog chasing someone?
[and after a second moment:]
actually that's terrifying nevermind.
[ Petyr wakes up to his communicator going off, imagining that this is some important message.
And then he gets this. And he sits there for a moment in confusion. Why...
Well. It sounds like Rincewind doesn't know who he's talking to. And who is Baelish to ruin this immediately? Rincewind's fault for drunk texting him! ]
I mean, it could have been worse. You could have been chased out by a gun. What happened after? After the dog, that is.
And then he gets this. And he sits there for a moment in confusion. Why...
Well. It sounds like Rincewind doesn't know who he's talking to. And who is Baelish to ruin this immediately? Rincewind's fault for drunk texting him! ]
I mean, it could have been worse. You could have been chased out by a gun. What happened after? After the dog, that is.
[ On December 16th, on the dot, Baelish gets a present wrapped in silver wrapping paper - a framed print of the four seasons by Alphonse Mucha, for the man from the world that has such odd seasons. A short explanation that it's the personification of the seasons is included in the card Julian hand-wrote.
Happy Name Day, Baelish. ]
Happy Name Day, Baelish. ]
[ Aww, buddy!
Baelish might have forgotten if Julian hadn't reminded him of the date. The print is absolutely being hung up in his ambassadorial office. Right next to the only other present he had received in his time here. The calendar Julianstole got for him after his election victory. ]
Baelish might have forgotten if Julian hadn't reminded him of the date. The print is absolutely being hung up in his ambassadorial office. Right next to the only other present he had received in his time here. The calendar Julian
[ Kaneki only celebrates New Years, so that's the day he'll be dropping off gifts. For Baelish, he will leave a thank you gift: sake. ]
Lord Baelish,
Thank you for your help and support regarding recent events. Sake is rice wine, typical from my country, Japan. I do hope it's of your liking. Have a Happy New Year.
- Ken Kaneki
Lord Baelish,
Thank you for your help and support regarding recent events. Sake is rice wine, typical from my country, Japan. I do hope it's of your liking. Have a Happy New Year.
- Ken Kaneki
[ The returned letter arrives via mockingbird express. How and where that mockigbird finds Kaneki, well, it's probably been scouting and searching for him since Baelish tasked it to find him. But the letter itself is sealed with a wax mockingbird sigil. ]
Kaneki,
Thank you for your very thoughtful gift. My lady and I enjoyed it quite a bit. It's always a unique experience to taste the wines of other cultures.
I wish you a wonderful New Year as well. And if there is anything you need, please do not hesitate to ask.
Sincerely,
Lord Petyr Baelish
Kaneki,
Thank you for your very thoughtful gift. My lady and I enjoyed it quite a bit. It's always a unique experience to taste the wines of other cultures.
I wish you a wonderful New Year as well. And if there is anything you need, please do not hesitate to ask.
Sincerely,
Lord Petyr Baelish
Happy New Year!
[ and then Dorian sends Petyr a selfie of himself at Vegas, in a super high-rise hotel, overlooking the city in the background. It's easy to see that he's alone...and a bit sad but desperately trying to put on a happy face, ha ha there will be no moping and falling into depression again on Dorian's watch (oh my god he is so close to moping and falling into depression). ]
I am about to make you a shit ton of money by the way.
[ and then Dorian sends Petyr a selfie of himself at Vegas, in a super high-rise hotel, overlooking the city in the background. It's easy to see that he's alone...and a bit sad but desperately trying to put on a happy face, ha ha there will be no moping and falling into depression again on Dorian's watch (oh my god he is so close to moping and falling into depression). ]
I am about to make you a shit ton of money by the way.
[ It's taking a little convincing of herself that approaching Petyr Baelish (or, indeed, anyone) is the best course of action. It would be shameful to wait for him to come to her, only to discover then the value in his assistance. Letting a little thing like pride get in the way of true healing is petty, but so often Daenerys is used to having at least one other voice is debate these things with. She's already asked Jorah for his help, when he can help. It's time for another.
She leaves a voice mail, recognising it as a more direct course of action than written missive. ]
When an angered dragon lands in the heart of a city and only one man dies as a result, some would call it a miracle. This isn't, however, an age of miracles. His name was Daniel Fischer, and he left behind a de facto partner and her two children.
[ She's been doing some review, then, and her tone tightens with her empathy. She smooths it out again when she asks, then, direct; ]
What can be done for them?
She leaves a voice mail, recognising it as a more direct course of action than written missive. ]
When an angered dragon lands in the heart of a city and only one man dies as a result, some would call it a miracle. This isn't, however, an age of miracles. His name was Daniel Fischer, and he left behind a de facto partner and her two children.
[ She's been doing some review, then, and her tone tightens with her empathy. She smooths it out again when she asks, then, direct; ]
What can be done for them?
[ Baelish had partially expected this call. Perhaps Daenerys may have chosen to deal with it on her own, but he knew she was more rational than that and could see the value in his ambassadorial status. So it doesn't take terribly long for him to return her phone call. ]
Your Grace, I received your message. And I, too, would call this miraculous.
[ He's seen the remnants of what dragons were capable of. And Drogon is such a very large dragon. ]
I believe the first and most important thing that can be done for them is to pay for their funeral arrangements entirely and make certain you attend to express your condolences. Far too often, imPorts maintain a distance from the natives who have died, and it's important to show them that their lives matter.
Do you know anything else about the partner and her children? Was Mr. Fischer the sole provider?
Your Grace, I received your message. And I, too, would call this miraculous.
[ He's seen the remnants of what dragons were capable of. And Drogon is such a very large dragon. ]
I believe the first and most important thing that can be done for them is to pay for their funeral arrangements entirely and make certain you attend to express your condolences. Far too often, imPorts maintain a distance from the natives who have died, and it's important to show them that their lives matter.
Do you know anything else about the partner and her children? Was Mr. Fischer the sole provider?
[ Delivery! In burgundy red wrapping paper with a deep green bow, a new calendar, with handwritten explanations of the holidays again, just in case, and a card that just explains the seasonal holidays like Christmas, Hanukkah, New Year's, etc. ]
[ Next year Baelish will know more to be able to get presents for people in return. But this year, he's surprised by the fact that people are actually buying things for him and is uncertain what the appropriate response is. Does he get them a gift back? It would be after Christmas. And Julian might not appreciate something belated. So, instead, Julian gets a mockingbird delivered 'thank you' card. ]
Mr. Day,
Thank you for your thoughtful gift. The maps are quite unique and interesting to behold each month. And as always, your explanations are incredibly helpful. Now that the year is almost to a close, this is exactly what I needed.
Sincerely,
Lord Baelish
[ And he's actually being pretty genuine in this. Baelish had a bit of concern when he saw Julian's first calendar was almost at its end and thought he'd have to go into the next year blind. (Can't remember ALL of those holidays). Good thing Calendar Man's got his back! ]
Mr. Day,
Thank you for your thoughtful gift. The maps are quite unique and interesting to behold each month. And as always, your explanations are incredibly helpful. Now that the year is almost to a close, this is exactly what I needed.
Sincerely,
Lord Baelish
[ And he's actually being pretty genuine in this. Baelish had a bit of concern when he saw Julian's first calendar was almost at its end and thought he'd have to go into the next year blind. (Can't remember ALL of those holidays). Good thing Calendar Man's got his back! ]
[After the lights come back, and after Lucy sleeps a while, she does her hair up. She gets dressed in a pretty dress, puts her earrings and puts lights in them, and picks up a box of sweet rolls from one of the expensive bakeries in De Chima. None of this is particularly unusual for Lucy, when she comes to see Baelish. She always brings something to eat, and a tin of tea. She always takes the care to look like a queen for him.
His secretary lets him know she's waiting, and when he comes out she's giving his secretary a sweet cinnamon roll.]
My lord Baelish!
You do look very good, I fear I likely look as though I have not slept in a month.
His secretary lets him know she's waiting, and when he comes out she's giving his secretary a sweet cinnamon roll.]
My lord Baelish!
You do look very good, I fear I likely look as though I have not slept in a month.
Your Grace.
[ Baelish approaches in the door way, bowing slightly at the torso. The ambassadorial office does look like a bit of a mess. For as much as they've cleaned, you can't simply erase the presence of a hundred or so people sleeping here for a week so easily. ]
You are only being kindly to me, my queen. Nothing could sway your beauty and elegance. Not even exhaustion.
[ And he knows, as old as he is, he does not wear his exhaustion nearly as well as she does. He offers an arm as he gestures for his office. ]
Please do forgive the state of things. We're still in the process of picking up after our guests.
[ Baelish approaches in the door way, bowing slightly at the torso. The ambassadorial office does look like a bit of a mess. For as much as they've cleaned, you can't simply erase the presence of a hundred or so people sleeping here for a week so easily. ]
You are only being kindly to me, my queen. Nothing could sway your beauty and elegance. Not even exhaustion.
[ And he knows, as old as he is, he does not wear his exhaustion nearly as well as she does. He offers an arm as he gestures for his office. ]
Please do forgive the state of things. We're still in the process of picking up after our guests.
Lord Ambassador --
I am seeking to begin the individualization of my trademarked imPort Containment Centers. Will update you on specifics as they come.
I am seeking to begin the individualization of my trademarked imPort Containment Centers. Will update you on specifics as they come.
Lord Baelish.
[ Tempting though it had been to crash on top of his ambassadorial office or the Iron Throne itself on Drogon's back to issue her decree, it strikes her that this matter ought to be simple.
Straight forward, even.
So, after fending off the advice of those who know her, she simply calls him. ]
I would speak with you.
[ Tempting though it had been to crash on top of his ambassadorial office or the Iron Throne itself on Drogon's back to issue her decree, it strikes her that this matter ought to be simple.
Straight forward, even.
So, after fending off the advice of those who know her, she simply calls him. ]
I would speak with you.
[ There's a package in the mail. Inside is a box of chocolates and a small black envelope. Inside is a handmade Valentine's Day card from none other than Calendar Man: ]
[this time, sadly, Rincewind is completely sober when he reaches out to Lord Ambassador Petyr Baelish.]
I know I've said this before, but there really do have to be less convoluted plans to kill me. It feels like a waste of paper. Was it you got bored? Are you just looking to challenge yourself?
I know I've said this before, but there really do have to be less convoluted plans to kill me. It feels like a waste of paper. Was it you got bored? Are you just looking to challenge yourself?
I think I was on sleeping pills when I wrote the last tag to you. IDK WHAT IT MEANS.
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baetiful
- 2017-02-21 02:10 (UTC) - ExpandLord Ambassador, this is Doctor Chilton. When you have a moment.
( as promised, gwen sends through a video of what looks to have been projected onto a flat surface of water - two concurrent scenes shown side by side.
on the left, prep: gwen with an assortment of lists and receipts and various underlings of different stripes. at one point she's giving security a list of absolutely nots; the same list is given to the team managing donations. meetings with venues, sketches of what she wants. sound checks, run throughs, revolving around a handsome and indeterminately older man in a turtleneck variously at the piano or leaning over her shoulder.
on the right, the event: gwen glittering in something slinky with an ear piece, all eyes on the man of the hour (tuxedo replaces turtleneck, he's added gold rimmed spectacles) who dominates the space and the evening variously from the stage and his grand piano or mingling with the crowd, charismatic and effective, periodically dragging gwen into his sphere and conversations from where she acts as hostess and monitors the smooth running. a tall lighthaired young man in a suit appears occasionally at her elbow, though judging by the shifts in illusion gwen couldn't swear to her recollection of what her date was up to.
in both it's apparent that the charming man with the music is the star (he takes photos with a few people, beaming and half the time taking their phone to get a good angle with his long arms) - and that he's trying without much success to push gwen closer to center stage. )
on the left, prep: gwen with an assortment of lists and receipts and various underlings of different stripes. at one point she's giving security a list of absolutely nots; the same list is given to the team managing donations. meetings with venues, sketches of what she wants. sound checks, run throughs, revolving around a handsome and indeterminately older man in a turtleneck variously at the piano or leaning over her shoulder.
on the right, the event: gwen glittering in something slinky with an ear piece, all eyes on the man of the hour (tuxedo replaces turtleneck, he's added gold rimmed spectacles) who dominates the space and the evening variously from the stage and his grand piano or mingling with the crowd, charismatic and effective, periodically dragging gwen into his sphere and conversations from where she acts as hostess and monitors the smooth running. a tall lighthaired young man in a suit appears occasionally at her elbow, though judging by the shifts in illusion gwen couldn't swear to her recollection of what her date was up to.
in both it's apparent that the charming man with the music is the star (he takes photos with a few people, beaming and half the time taking their phone to get a good angle with his long arms) - and that he's trying without much success to push gwen closer to center stage. )
Most of the events we've run are like this - ticket prices go to charity, then Daddy works on finessing larger donations from attendees. There's a short list of people we invite and comp tickets, but they're reliable donors as well.
If you've got any questions, absolutely let me know.
G.W-Y
Edited (ok im done editing) 2017-03-09 05:29 (UTC)
Lord Baelish. I've had the chance to explore your city, and I've found a likely site for the horse princess to get her meeting. There's a glass garden on the southern end, a bit too fragile for a dragon to destroy without attracting attention.
[And well enough supplied with people whose attention might be attracted. Not the sort of shield that Jaime likes using. The wisdom of treating conspicuously was well-suggested, but he's already planning to choose a less traveled room of the glass garden.]
Tell the Targaryen girl of it. She can find me there.
[And well enough supplied with people whose attention might be attracted. Not the sort of shield that Jaime likes using. The wisdom of treating conspicuously was well-suggested, but he's already planning to choose a less traveled room of the glass garden.]
Tell the Targaryen girl of it. She can find me there.
[Sansa had gone back and forth on whether to send Petyr a text message or not but she hates that style of communication. So, she decides to leave him a voicemail instead. ]
Lord Baelish. [ A beat. ] Petyr. When you have a moment, can you please call me back? Thank you.
Lord Baelish. [ A beat. ] Petyr. When you have a moment, can you please call me back? Thank you.
STORMBORN X MARQ
to celebrate and experience the exciting creative collaboration between House of De Marq and Daenerys Stormborn,
featuring a sample collection for Spring 2017.
April 14, at the Venice Theater House, Heropa
Doors open: 7: 00 PM
Show begins: 7: 30 PM
Afterparty and a silent auction featuring exclusive De Marq luxury jewelry will immediately follow.
The House of De Marq and Daenerys are proud to affiliate with Through The Glass, a nonprofit organisation that provides
low-income women with professional attire and other career advancement services. All proceeds will be given to this
fabulous endeavour, and donations are welcome.
Please RSVP before April 10. Plus ones welcome.
Edited 2017-04-02 08:44 (UTC)
[A small, handwritten card arrives via normal post]
Dear Mr. Baelish,
We wholly appreciate your circumstances, and don't begrudge you your attendance in the least. It's unfortunate the timing of it all was unexpectedly terrible, but it seems the nature of this world is to be unpredictable. Nevertheless, we thank you for your very thoughtful and generous gifts. The champagne and chocolates were an indulgence we thoroughly enjoyed during our honeymoon, and we look forward to updating our new lab with essential pieces of equipment here soon.
Thank you very much once again, and we look forward to the unveiling of your library once the dust has settled.
Hermann & Newt
Dear Mr. Baelish,
We wholly appreciate your circumstances, and don't begrudge you your attendance in the least. It's unfortunate the timing of it all was unexpectedly terrible, but it seems the nature of this world is to be unpredictable. Nevertheless, we thank you for your very thoughtful and generous gifts. The champagne and chocolates were an indulgence we thoroughly enjoyed during our honeymoon, and we look forward to updating our new lab with essential pieces of equipment here soon.
Thank you very much once again, and we look forward to the unveiling of your library once the dust has settled.
Hermann & Newt
Lord Baelish. I've had an audience with the horse princess--and her dragon, and her bear. It seems she had her way after all. Remind me not to have you negotiate on my behalf again.
Oh, and I'm still alive.
[In case you were, you know, worrying.]
Oh, and I'm still alive.
[In case you were, you know, worrying.]
[ Deeply frowning. ]
I told you she wasn't listening to reason from me. I do not see why I should be blamed for her being her father's daughter.
[ A curious pause. ]
But not entirely so -- since you are still alive. Let me guess, she wished to see you prostrated before her and her dragon?
I told you she wasn't listening to reason from me. I do not see why I should be blamed for her being her father's daughter.
[ A curious pause. ]
But not entirely so -- since you are still alive. Let me guess, she wished to see you prostrated before her and her dragon?
Good Evening, Lord Petyr Baelish.
I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting you, but I am Dio Brando, an Englishman currently residing in Nonah with prospects of moving to your lovely city, and I have contacted you with the purpose of possibly setting up a new business in Maurtia Falls.
It would be a law and PR firm for imPorts, if at all possible. My specialization is in defense, and I am hoping to work quite specifically with the non-native population. I graduated top of my law class in Hugh Hudson Academy, though I cannot exactly show my credentials.
In any case, I am contacting you in hopes of perhaps finding the best avenue to attempt to start up my business, if at all possible. Thank you for your time.
I have not yet had the pleasure of meeting you, but I am Dio Brando, an Englishman currently residing in Nonah with prospects of moving to your lovely city, and I have contacted you with the purpose of possibly setting up a new business in Maurtia Falls.
It would be a law and PR firm for imPorts, if at all possible. My specialization is in defense, and I am hoping to work quite specifically with the non-native population. I graduated top of my law class in Hugh Hudson Academy, though I cannot exactly show my credentials.
In any case, I am contacting you in hopes of perhaps finding the best avenue to attempt to start up my business, if at all possible. Thank you for your time.
[ Well, this guy definitely gets bonus points for using the proper titles! Petyr returns that call as soon as he can. ]
Ah, Mr. Brando? I received your message. And first of all, I welcome the move to Maurtia Falls. Especially a man of such prestige. We are sorely lacking in it, truth be told.
Secondly, while I may not have familiarized myself on all the ins and outs of lawyering, I do know how to get a business up and running. And I'm more than happy to aid you to that extent. But what I've found makes up for lack of tangible credentials in this world is exposure, word of mouth, and the making the right sort of friends.
[ Fortunately, Dio seems to be on his way to making the right sort of friends. In Baelish's 100% humble opinion. ]
Ah, Mr. Brando? I received your message. And first of all, I welcome the move to Maurtia Falls. Especially a man of such prestige. We are sorely lacking in it, truth be told.
Secondly, while I may not have familiarized myself on all the ins and outs of lawyering, I do know how to get a business up and running. And I'm more than happy to aid you to that extent. But what I've found makes up for lack of tangible credentials in this world is exposure, word of mouth, and the making the right sort of friends.
[ Fortunately, Dio seems to be on his way to making the right sort of friends. In Baelish's 100% humble opinion. ]
audio; sorry for my slow! I'm on hiatus this month, so my tagging is sporadic
baetiful
- 2017-05-14 20:04 (UTC) - Expandaudio; It's cool, I'm a little slow myself, no worries!
dioception
- 2017-05-17 17:37 (UTC) - Expandaudio; June is almost upon us and when it hits, I'd love to do a log with these two if you're down!
baetiful
- 2017-05-26 01:16 (UTC) - Expandaudio; >) perfect! Once I get caught up, I can toss something up for us!
baetiful
- 2017-06-06 01:23 (UTC) - ExpandWelcome Home, Hermann! Party
Memorial Day Weekend - Sunday, May 28
BBQ with Hot dogs, bratwurst, and hamburgers. Pool party. BYOB.
Gottlieb-Geiszler House
(Address)
[[ooc: Log will probably go up on Monday, May 29th]]
Hello, the boss man; when you have a minute I have a non-urgent matter to discuss hopefully very briefly. (Not a work emergency, just one of those things we'd both be annoyed for you to hear from someone else.)
[Guess who is just magically appearing in the office the day after the swear-in?]
That was an interesting night. And maybe a beneficial one.
[ooc: just going to jump here to talk more about the gold cloaks if that is okay? since all the more justification.]
That was an interesting night. And maybe a beneficial one.
[ooc: just going to jump here to talk more about the gold cloaks if that is okay? since all the more justification.]
[ WELL. Geesh, Graves. Way to catch Petyr unaware. He flinches and drops the papers he's holding at the unexpected appearance. But then clears his throat, stooping down to collect them. To his credit, he doesn't skip a beat with conversation. ]
Aye. I will agree there. It turned out just as I had hoped.
[ Stacking the papers against the edge of the desk, he then sets them down. ]
Sam already had a large amount of support to begin with. So it turned out far better than the Nonah election. Although I will confess, it would not have been a terrible thing to see Erik serve as De Chima's ambassador.
Aye. I will agree there. It turned out just as I had hoped.
[ Stacking the papers against the edge of the desk, he then sets them down. ]
Sam already had a large amount of support to begin with. So it turned out far better than the Nonah election. Although I will confess, it would not have been a terrible thing to see Erik serve as De Chima's ambassador.
[ One day, this shows up in Petyr's mailbox. See you there? ]
Edited (you didn't see that) 2017-08-13 22:04 (UTC)
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