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[baetiful]

This is the direct contact method for Lord Petyr Baelish. Please leave a message, and I will return your call at my earliest convenience.


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[baetiful]

I am not willing to work with him. I extended that invitation from the beginning. I tried to work with him. And he snubbed my invitation, turned Lucy against me, murdered my birds, and uses every opportunity he can to discredit me. This panel would be no different.

So respectfully, if you still wish to extend the invitation and have him take part, I will have to decline participating on my end. And it isn't out of stubbornness or an inability to see the truth of your words. It's simply that I have exhausted all efforts to try and work with Jon Snow already. I can recognize a hopeless cause and would much rather focus on making FanPort as productive as I can.

[viced]

[ A pause. ]

He murdered your birds?

[ A long, long pause. ] What the fuck?

[baetiful]

He's aware that I can communicate with them as most people are. And I imagine he and Lucy thought I was utilizing them to spy.

[ Which....he was. ]

Any mockingbird that found itself unfortunate to be near either home in De Chima has wound up dead. And most insulting of all was the fact that I gifted one to Lucy as a means of protection, and she killed that gift in return -- even after it helped me to save her from a kidnapping at one point in time.

Casualties happen. But my birds were deliberately hunted down and killed when they simply could have been scared off from the areas, and I find such a thing intolerable.

[viced]

[ His voice escalated: ]

Lucy just killed a fucking bird?

What the fuck?

[baetiful]

She was a rather adept hunter. You'd be surprised.

[viced]

You think you fucking know a person.

I'll -- I think with that, it becomes even more vital to make sure we find the right candidate to support in De Chima. I mean, I know I'm not an animal person, but... that kind of treatment is cruel and unusual.

[baetiful]

I do agree on all accounts. It's my belief that De Chima needs something fresh. New. Modern. Someone who could be innovative and excel with the technological aspects the way you had when you served as ambassador. Even Sam Merlotte and his countryside ways aren't ideal, but they are better than the alternative of Jon Snow.

[viced]

I agree.

[ A sigh. ]

I wish we had an idea of who's running. But we need to do something fresh, lest we have... someone like this Snow guy in charge of my city.

[ Oops. ]

[baetiful]

I would say 'who would want such a position,' but I fear it has turned into something almost celebrity in nature. More people seem to run than are willing to vote. Do you recall how you once told me you ran uncontested?

[viced]

Yes.

It's... It's not a good thing. I don't know what it says about the state of politics in this world, that people are treating it like that. It... it kind of breaks my damn heart.

[baetiful]

People want power. They see being an ambassador as a way to obtain it. Little do they realize it's more battles and fighting to actually accomplish anything worthwhile than it is true power. Though I am curious -- when I spoke to Count Dooku about my mayoral ambitions, he considered it a downgrade from ambassador. Do you believe that as well?

[ Mitch is the one who could really tell it like it is in the political game, the one who would be able to set it straight which one housed more influence than the other. ]

[viced]

[ He snorted. ] No, he's just an idiot.

[ He said it plainly. ] Being mayor is something of a downgrade, at least in the immediacy. But when you have ambitions greater than just "ambassador", you need someplace to go. ?You can't do that without having held an office more than just what we have.

Besides, I went from Mayor to Vice President back home. I'd say it's a pretty good jumping point.

[baetiful]

It seems like it. Not to mention, it is mayor of a porter city which is a bit more interesting than one of a regular city. I imagine the representatives of Pennsylvania will take notice. And perhaps you can get closer to the senators from my state to see where they stand?

But regardless, I can gift you Merlotte to run for De Chima's ambassador. I'll convince him that it's a good idea and hopefully he will put his name in when the time comes. And I hope that you would be able to help me find someone suitable to replace me in Maurtia Falls when I decide to step down. It will be a bit interesting to see how our influence can influence the vote.

[viced]

I agree.

We'll see who will work best. Maurtia Falls takes to having someone who's... sympathetic to the needs of the city. If we can find someone who's like minded, I think we'll be able to go a long way to influencing the city in the right direction if we can find someone who...understands it.

Like you did.

[ He's under no reservations that Baelish is likely someone who has done some crappy things. Then again, he has too. ]

[baetiful]

Precisely, my friend.

[ As long as Mitch doesn't judge. He needs some shady besties in his life. ]

Particularly given the sort of imPorts who are drawn to the city. It can be a challenge to represent them at times. But I digress, I've droned on long enough. We can touch on these matters at another time. For now, I will see what I can do to make an appearance at your panel and try to think of one you and I can do together -- if not for this year, then certainly for the next.

[ Because Baelish believes both he and Mitch are going to be here a year from now. ]