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[baetiful]

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[baetiful]

It's not so much about his abilities, but more of what he knows. He seemed to have some knowledge about the Alterrams and the government's use for them. But he's also a bit mad. One of those crazy conspiracy theorists. I'd like to uncover what is truth and what is his imagination, if I can.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Paranoid delusion is often indicative of schizophrenia -- or at least schizotypal behavior. Within my wheelhouse.

Known crimes?

[baetiful]

Failure to take care of his own personal hygiene. But otherwise unknown. Whatever happened had driven him to live within the sewers.

[slightlyoffchilt]

If you are interested in this man, I mean. I could.

[baetiful]

Interested only in what he knows. The rest, well, you surely have many things you're curious about. The resilience of these metahumans, perhaps. Are they as hardy as us imPorts, I wonder?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not quite. If we are demi-gods, then these metahumans are akin to the Minotaur or satyr monsters of Grecian lore.

Not quite right.

[baetiful]

Well, our superiority is undeniable. But I do wonder if they can withstand the same sort of mental probing as our imPort counterparts -- if they are equally strong of will, and that was the reason they were able to obtain these new abilities. Or if it was something else entirely.

There are exceptions on both sides, of course. You would especially know who among the imPort community houses the weakest minds.

[slightlyoffchilt]

All the more reason to pursue the containment centers, honestly. But I understand how there might be legal complications.

[baetiful]

Legalities can be worked around.

[ He's a very Upstanding Ambassador. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

You already have a plan for that?

[baetiful]

Well, let's just say I have friends in high places. You need only worry about the result, Doctor. I am certain I can persuade my friends to come around to our way of thinking.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I wouldn't mind the reassurance of legal immunity. Given the insurance we would have to take out for incoming in-patients.

Their safety is a priority.

[baetiful]

And you would have it. I will not allow my most valuable player to be taken out by any legal system.

Many people have recently ported in from my world. Now, more than ever, I will need your support for this all could go terribly amiss if I make one wrong move.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You mean that Jon Snow? I have met him. Briefly.

[baetiful]

Not only him, although his presence here has served to be an annoyance. He and Lucy have united -- an alliance that is soon to be a romantic one, I imagine. The results of this have already reared their ugly head when Lucy showed up at my office, interjecting herself into an ongoing conversation I had been having with Jon Snow privately. She truly has no clue on how to conduct politics.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Snow and Lucy? Is that so? Does he normally keep his finger in nobility?

[baetiful]

He took a vow of chastity by becoming part of the Night's Watch. It's a group devoted to serving the realm itself rather than any specific king. But I suppose death may have freed him from those bonds. Being as young as he is, no doubt he's starved for female affection. That she is nobility only furthers her appeal.

[slightlyoffchilt]

And if I am to understand correctly, he would be the type to rationalize that his bond has since been excused? Given how his circumstance has changed.

Are you going to use him?

[baetiful]

I had planned on it. But I believe he may be more of a nuisance than an aid. Still, I'm always one to keep my options open. So for now, he's merely on standby until I can find some way for him to fit into my game.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Well, it is always nice to have extra pawns.

Is Jorah still in your employ?

[baetiful]

For the time being. I would prefer to keep him in my employ, but unfortunately, his loyalties will always lie with Daenerys Targaryen. And I have allied myself with the man who had killed her father. Which may very well complicate things, you understand.

[ Welcome to Westeros. All drama, all the time. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Was she close to her father, then? Because, if so, I certainly understand why you might not be her favorite person. But if not, you've simply cleared her path to power.

[baetiful]

Of that, I am uncertain. I do not know how Aerys Targaryen treated his children. But at the time, she was a babe and likely does not recall either. Her father was a mad man who would have leveled the entire city and killed many more. Perhaps one of the worst kings we've had. But she will always house a loyalty toward her bloodline that goes beyond reason.

Her brother is also here now. He is the sort you could potentially see in your hospital.

[slightlyoffchilt]

Her brother? I take it he is the one quite different from her. [Baelish had discussed the recent Targaryen generation, if briefly, and Chilton strove to recall the details.] You are keeping an eye on that one? From the context alone, he sounds menacing.

[baetiful]

[ The mad one. It's okay to say it. Hell, Baelish will do it for you, Chilton. ]

Ah yes. Viserys Targaryen takes after his father quite a bit. But he can be controlled and appeased by flattery. I'm certain you know the type. Quick to ire but a few well-placed compliments and they are quite ready to do as you wish.