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What are you sending me?

[ He isn't THAT up with the times yet, Dorian. ]

Tiny little party popper + tiny little bottle of champagne.
They're emojis.
It's me wishing you congratulations.

Oh. Well, I thank you, Dorian. Who would have thought only a few months after proposing the idea to you, here we would stand?

I certainly never thought that you'd make it this far, this fast. It's impressive!

The timely port out of Revan did help to speed matters along. But the end result is the same. We got exactly what we wanted this whole time.

Indeed we both did.

Now the question becomes which of the many campaign promises you made will you actually keep?

Oh, I intend to keep most of them. Simply not the way people believe. Crime in Maurtia Falls will appear to diminish when most of those criminals come to be under my direct payroll. What our city lacks is organization. It is this lack of organization that creates a problem on the surface -- the gang wars, the murders, the lack of proper facilities through which to do their dealings in secret. Change those little things and it will appear to be a more peaceful city while still maintaining its criminal activity in full.

Edited 2016-06-30 02:23 (UTC)

I still maintain contact with some of the underground art trade in Maurtia Falls that I met during my summer of supervillainy. I can make introductions if you wish.

Yes, that would be excellent. Friends of yours will surely be friends of mine.

What date would be best for you?

My schedule is fairly flexible, and I will always make time for you, Dorian. That said, are there any days in particular your friends are most active? Weekends, during the week, evening or early morning? I would like to see some of their merchandise first hand.

Mostly evenings during the week. I can set up an appointment for you to meet them...perhaps next Wednesday?

I shall pencil it into my calendar. It may be a good idea to put Bela Talbot into contact with them as well. She runs an antiques store, and I have reason to believe she does not acquire all of her wares in the legal means. I did promise her a more lucrative future within Maurtia Falls.

Oooh I like Bela! I'd be glad to help boost her business.

[ All of this wonderful team work. This is what Maurtia Falls should be about! Advancing the criminal lives of all! ]

She is a very lovely woman. Then again, most of the women here are very lovely women. Physically, at least.

There's an imPort here, Kitty Jones. Personally, I loathe her, but she did make an interesting point one time: as a populace, we're all bizarrely attractive. I'd extend the hypothesis to bizarrely young as well. If the Porter were truly random, there would be more children and elderly than there are here.

Are you including me in that number? Why, Dorian, I am flattered.

Of course you're attractive! I've got eyes, you know.

Well I am significantly older looking than you. I imagined your tastes to be aimed toward a younger generation.

On the contrary, not that much! Toby's older than me, after all, and the last person I was seriously involved with was in his fourties.

Is it only men of that age you find attractive? Or does that extend to women as well?

Men AND women. Though, given the choice, I prefer men to women.

What is it about men that lends to your preference? Apart from the obvious. Unless their cocks really are the primary selling point.

[ Baelish doesn't shy away from the crude when it comes to talking about sex. ]

I don't really know—just a personal preference. Aesthetics matter the most to me and I tend to find young men more attractive than young women!

Perhaps because in a way, they are your image reflected. And you are a beautifully attractive young man. I imagine it's difficult to find people who match up to your particular standards.

[ Hey. No judgement in his tone, though. Baelish is only pointing out the truth here. Dorian is as flawless as a painting come to life. ]

text; lmao I just got squares. :'[

text; what? boo!

text; my OS is old like Baelish!

text; whereas mine is snazzy and new even though the physical computer's old as dirt. :P

text; REFLECTION OF DORIAN.

text; THE OS SYSTEM OF DORIAN GRAY

text; haha beautiful!

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