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Well I am significantly older looking than you. I imagined your tastes to be aimed toward a younger generation.

On the contrary, not that much! Toby's older than me, after all, and the last person I was seriously involved with was in his fourties.

Is it only men of that age you find attractive? Or does that extend to women as well?

Men AND women. Though, given the choice, I prefer men to women.

What is it about men that lends to your preference? Apart from the obvious. Unless their cocks really are the primary selling point.

[ Baelish doesn't shy away from the crude when it comes to talking about sex. ]

I don't really know—just a personal preference. Aesthetics matter the most to me and I tend to find young men more attractive than young women!

Perhaps because in a way, they are your image reflected. And you are a beautifully attractive young man. I imagine it's difficult to find people who match up to your particular standards.

[ Hey. No judgement in his tone, though. Baelish is only pointing out the truth here. Dorian is as flawless as a painting come to life. ]

Well, it depends. I've got significantly less standards for one-night-stands than solid relationships.

Have you actually had more solid relationships in the past? Prior to Tobias? I imagined all of your encounters to be based upon the heat of the moment and lust.

I was actually almost married once! Her name was Alyssa, I was with her in the 1960s and 1970s. Aside from her, there was Simon: our relationship was short, but VERY solid.

Though to be honest, I've had more solid friendships than solid relationships.

Well, I would imagine you meet a great many interesting individuals throughout your life. And especially within this world. But as for your lovers, were they both immortal as well?

Toby, yes. Alyssa and Simon, no.

Is that what ultimately ended those relationships? Or were there other reasons?

Simon and I never really got STARTED. And ironically, my getting cold feet ended things between Alyssa and me.

You with cold feet? Now that is quite adorable.

I'm the MOST adorable.

You could almost convince me if I did not know you better.

In that case, I suppose I'll have to stick to pulling the wool over the eyes of new arrivals.

Until some childish imPort hero comes along to warn of your true nature. You do seem to have a lot of fans, Dorian. Fans who are obsessed with you to a point where they make it their mission to destroy your reputation.

I imagine they are simply envious they cannot fuck you.

As if their petty vendettas would make much of a difference! There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Those attempting to destroy my reputation are still contributing to it.

Wise words, my friend. It's no wonder you've done so well for yourself for so many years.

Flattery may get you nowhere, but it's definitely appreciated.

It got me your vote. And it got me your friendship. I would say I'm doing quite well for myself in that regard.

Oh you most definitely are!

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