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[baetiful]

This is the direct contact method for Lord Petyr Baelish. Please leave a message, and I will return your call at my earliest convenience.


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[baetiful]

Well, I would imagine you meet a great many interesting individuals throughout your life. And especially within this world. But as for your lovers, were they both immortal as well?

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[brushoff]

Toby, yes. Alyssa and Simon, no.

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[baetiful]

Is that what ultimately ended those relationships? Or were there other reasons?

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[brushoff]

Simon and I never really got STARTED. And ironically, my getting cold feet ended things between Alyssa and me.

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[baetiful]

You with cold feet? Now that is quite adorable.

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[brushoff]

I'm the MOST adorable.

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[baetiful]

You could almost convince me if I did not know you better.

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[brushoff]

In that case, I suppose I'll have to stick to pulling the wool over the eyes of new arrivals.

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[baetiful]

Until some childish imPort hero comes along to warn of your true nature. You do seem to have a lot of fans, Dorian. Fans who are obsessed with you to a point where they make it their mission to destroy your reputation.

I imagine they are simply envious they cannot fuck you.

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[brushoff]

As if their petty vendettas would make much of a difference! There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Those attempting to destroy my reputation are still contributing to it.

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[baetiful]

Wise words, my friend. It's no wonder you've done so well for yourself for so many years.

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[brushoff]

Flattery may get you nowhere, but it's definitely appreciated.

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[baetiful]

It got me your vote. And it got me your friendship. I would say I'm doing quite well for myself in that regard.

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[brushoff]

Oh you most definitely are!