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I shall pencil it into my calendar. It may be a good idea to put Bela Talbot into contact with them as well. She runs an antiques store, and I have reason to believe she does not acquire all of her wares in the legal means. I did promise her a more lucrative future within Maurtia Falls.

Oooh I like Bela! I'd be glad to help boost her business.

[ All of this wonderful team work. This is what Maurtia Falls should be about! Advancing the criminal lives of all! ]

She is a very lovely woman. Then again, most of the women here are very lovely women. Physically, at least.

There's an imPort here, Kitty Jones. Personally, I loathe her, but she did make an interesting point one time: as a populace, we're all bizarrely attractive. I'd extend the hypothesis to bizarrely young as well. If the Porter were truly random, there would be more children and elderly than there are here.

Are you including me in that number? Why, Dorian, I am flattered.

Of course you're attractive! I've got eyes, you know.

Well I am significantly older looking than you. I imagined your tastes to be aimed toward a younger generation.

On the contrary, not that much! Toby's older than me, after all, and the last person I was seriously involved with was in his fourties.

Is it only men of that age you find attractive? Or does that extend to women as well?

Men AND women. Though, given the choice, I prefer men to women.

What is it about men that lends to your preference? Apart from the obvious. Unless their cocks really are the primary selling point.

[ Baelish doesn't shy away from the crude when it comes to talking about sex. ]

I don't really know—just a personal preference. Aesthetics matter the most to me and I tend to find young men more attractive than young women!

Perhaps because in a way, they are your image reflected. And you are a beautifully attractive young man. I imagine it's difficult to find people who match up to your particular standards.

[ Hey. No judgement in his tone, though. Baelish is only pointing out the truth here. Dorian is as flawless as a painting come to life. ]

Well, it depends. I've got significantly less standards for one-night-stands than solid relationships.

Have you actually had more solid relationships in the past? Prior to Tobias? I imagined all of your encounters to be based upon the heat of the moment and lust.

I was actually almost married once! Her name was Alyssa, I was with her in the 1960s and 1970s. Aside from her, there was Simon: our relationship was short, but VERY solid.

Though to be honest, I've had more solid friendships than solid relationships.

Well, I would imagine you meet a great many interesting individuals throughout your life. And especially within this world. But as for your lovers, were they both immortal as well?

Toby, yes. Alyssa and Simon, no.

Is that what ultimately ended those relationships? Or were there other reasons?

Simon and I never really got STARTED. And ironically, my getting cold feet ended things between Alyssa and me.

You with cold feet? Now that is quite adorable.

I'm the MOST adorable.

You could almost convince me if I did not know you better.

In that case, I suppose I'll have to stick to pulling the wool over the eyes of new arrivals.

Until some childish imPort hero comes along to warn of your true nature. You do seem to have a lot of fans, Dorian. Fans who are obsessed with you to a point where they make it their mission to destroy your reputation.

I imagine they are simply envious they cannot fuck you.

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