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[baetiful]

This is the direct contact method for Lord Petyr Baelish. Please leave a message, and I will return your call at my earliest convenience.


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[baetiful]

Distrusting me is the wisest thing you've done since you landed yourself in this mess. But insulting me is not. When you are in a precarious position such as you are, and I am going to great lengths to risk my person as I am in a manner that will ultimately be beneficial toward you, a lack of appreciation is not only discouraging but insulting.

[wizzardly]

Oh, come on! It wasn't even - and you've insulted me at every turn!

[baetiful]

Not since our arrangement.

[ Not as....much. ]

[wizzardly]

Clearly we've got different definitions of the word then. [muttered.]

[baetiful]

Or perhaps you simply take offense to things that are not meant to offend, anticipating insult in every conversation because of your skepticism and lack of trust for my status. And perhaps that is something you can work on with the Princess at your weekly dinners.

[ You're welcome for that arrangement, btw. ]

[wizzardly]

At our weekly - ? Are you still bloody trying to set me up with someone?! You telling her I'm going doesn't mean I actually am, you know! You've no control over me.

[baetiful]

These will take the place of your weekly tea. Of course you will go. You do not want to disappoint royalty, do you?

[wizzardly]

You would be shocked how often I manage to do that. [snarled out.

Gods damn it he will probably go, though. Because unlike the various kings/queens/tribal chiefs/sultans/gods his existence has upset, he actually likes the delusional princess.]

[baetiful]

It seems no matter where you go, you find yourself in dangerous situations, don't you? If your royals are anything like my royals, that is.

[wizzardly]

You have no idea. Assuming yours are also entitled, murderous twats.

So is that it then? You're just no longer interested in learning about the devil?

[baetiful]

Are you truly so quick to give up on your options? Your only option when it comes to evading the wrath of the devil? I am still interested in learning more about him, but only if you are still interested in proceeding as originally planned.

[wizzardly]

You're really trying to paint yourself as my only option, aren't you? I've got someone else helping me, you know.

[smug as hell, and of course he means Dr. Chilton.]

[baetiful]

Frederick Chilton.

[ He wields the name like a dagger meant to cut the wizard down a few pegs because it's about time Rincewind finds out a fraction of Petyr Baelish's power and influence. ]

You underestimate the extent of my knowledge, Rincewind. I have eyes, ears, and friends everywhere. I am your best option. And unlike our dear mutual friend, I happen to be getting on the devil's good side. Enough that I may steer his attentions away from less desirable wizards and toward better options. At least better in his eyes. Perhaps not their own.

[ Which is the same plan Chilton advocated, isn't it? But Petyr doesn't know that much. He just happens to be unintentionally mirroring the man. ]

[wizzardly]

[Rincewind hisses through his teeth, brought up uncomfortably short by this pointed revelation. They've been talking about him? - Or can Baelish listen over these devices somehow? Is that a power someone could have here?

Either way, it's aggravating beyond measure. Particularly when it's Baelish getting on the devil's good side that worries him.]

Then bloody well act like that's what you're interested in.

...I'm still fine with it, all right, with telling you what I know about him. As "originally planned".

[baetiful]

Then tell me what you know about his powers. What are things I should watch out for when meeting him in person? Can he read my thoughts? Can he sense lies?

[wizzardly]

...He can't read your mind. I don't know about lying. He can find a person as long as they or the building isn't warded - and teleport there instantly. He has quite a bit of magic, so assume he knows several spells. He can perform illusions. One of those makes it seem as though time has slowed. He can burn his symbol into someone's bone, and it lets him know if they're in danger. Possibly other things about them too, I'm not sure. I've got to assume he can heal himself as well.

...And that body isn't his. It's - a vessel. [or at least that's what Dean called it.]

[baetiful]

[ All of that? That's a bit worrisome. It's easy to denounce magic back home, but here -- where everyone has powers, it's impossible not to think that there are some who are capable of this magnitude of power. But then Rincewind says something interesting. ]

His vessel? So are you implying he is something of a parasite?

[wizzardly]

Well it's... how it was explained is more like angels need to use a human body to be in this world. And there's something about it needing to be a specific person. Or certain people are better, I suppose? I wasn't able to ask more than that.

[baetiful]

Is he priming you to be his next human body? Or are you merely a toy for his demented games?

[wizzardly]

What? Gods, no.

[although great now he'll probably have nightmares about that too.]

And I'm not a toy either, it's -

...I can do something he wants to keep. Managed. More or less. That's all.

[baetiful]

What can you do precisely? That may be the key in finding your replacement.

[wizzardly]

[at the top of the list of information Rincewind doesn't feel comfortable sharing is this. Right here. So he'll - offer a piece. The important piece, even. Just not the whole pie.]

I - I can remove his marks. The ones I mentioned he puts on people.

[baetiful]

Through magic?

[ Unfortunately for Rincewind, Petyr feels he needs to understand this process if they are going to find a suitable replacement. ]

[wizzardly]

Um. Not - as such. It's one of those "powers", more like.

[baetiful]

So you have a power that allows you to remove unwanted marks? That seems highly specific. Unless it is meant to erase deformities and blemishes as well.