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[baetiful]

This is the direct contact method for Lord Petyr Baelish. Please leave a message, and I will return your call at my earliest convenience.


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[wizzardly]

What? Gods, no.

[although great now he'll probably have nightmares about that too.]

And I'm not a toy either, it's -

...I can do something he wants to keep. Managed. More or less. That's all.

[baetiful]

What can you do precisely? That may be the key in finding your replacement.

[wizzardly]

[at the top of the list of information Rincewind doesn't feel comfortable sharing is this. Right here. So he'll - offer a piece. The important piece, even. Just not the whole pie.]

I - I can remove his marks. The ones I mentioned he puts on people.

[baetiful]

Through magic?

[ Unfortunately for Rincewind, Petyr feels he needs to understand this process if they are going to find a suitable replacement. ]

[wizzardly]

Um. Not - as such. It's one of those "powers", more like.

[baetiful]

So you have a power that allows you to remove unwanted marks? That seems highly specific. Unless it is meant to erase deformities and blemishes as well.

[wizzardly]

...Right. Exactly. You've got it in one.

[whatever, lying is always a valid option.]

Anyway, so that's mostly it, I think, just making sure I can't muck about further with his magic.

[baetiful]

[ If this was video, Rincewind would see the totally skeptical face Petyr is making right now. But it's not, so he'll simply hear it in his voice. ]

I do not believe that. You have a greater use to him. Whether it's a connection to someone else he's after or using you as a pawn in his future plans. Who's mark did you remove?

[wizzardly]

A man named Miles Naismith. ...It was on him against his will. He and Lucifer are something at odds with each other.

[baetiful]

[ That is the second time he's heard Naismith's name. But Petyr is glad to know just how involved the man actually is. ]

A foolish decision to be so brazenly at odds with a man of such power. Do you know what began this feud?

[wizzardly]

I didn't know when I first offered. And he made it rather difficult to back out after I did.

Something about them fighting on one of those - gods, what are they called? - underwater boats this world has.

[baetiful]

There's always a way out of these things, Rincewind. I would think you would know all the clever means of escaping that which you do not desire to do.

[ It's been too long in the conversation without throwing an insult at him. And Petyr missed the chance to call his power pathetic, so he'd just call out Rincewind's cowardice to make up for it. ]

Then this occurred during the kidnapping. When the imPorts were abducted by the Russians?

[wizzardly]

[that only works if you find cowardice an insult.]

You'd think so, but somehow my terrible luck always finds a way. I'd have to admire it if it weren't so damn inconvenient for my health.

I wasn't here, but from what I understand. I'm sure you'll ask the man himself.

[baetiful]

[ Plan backfired! ]

I could inquire with him, yes. It may be a path worth pursuing. Perhaps he could give me more information about Lucifer considering he has been marked by the man. A better understanding of his magic.

[wizzardly]

I'm sure you'll find out something useful. You always seem to.

[baetiful]

Your confidence is appreciated. We'll touch base again soon, Rincewind. Do try to keep the situation from escalating further.