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[baetiful]

This is the direct contact method for Lord Petyr Baelish. Please leave a message, and I will return your call at my earliest convenience.


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[slightlyoffchilt]

Oh my god, maybe I can find the ten grand.

And what -- [clearing his throat.] What else?

[baetiful]

What else depends on how much money you earn. How much you happen to be worth in the auction.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am not precisely a popular man, Petyr. It isn't going to yield a lot.

[baetiful]

Really? I thought many men have been vying for your attention as well as apparently sucking on you.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You are perfectly charming when politely irate.

[baetiful]

You were the one who confessed to this blood letting. Which is what you and Sam had a bet on, correct?

[slightlyoffchilt]

For how long were you chatting with Merlotte, exactly?

[baetiful]

You were the one who told me of your bet when I suggested you vote for Dio. You also implied you had not lost, if I recall. And whether or not you have the self control to resist a vampire is not my concern. I do not appreciate being the chip you play when you feel you are losing the higher ground against Merlotte.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I will make it up to you, Petyr. It was just -- momentary insanity.

[baetiful]

I am positive you will. And perhaps you will find yourself fortunate and there will be a generous bidder on the 12th. One who believes you are worth ten thousand dollars...

[slightlyoffchilt]

Is this really about the money? Or the control? That I can be an undefined variable. I thought you liked a little chaos, Petyr.

[baetiful]

Are you truly trying to masquerade carelessness as chaos?

[slightlyoffchilt]

You would punish me with humiliation. I think the comparison is not untoward.

[baetiful]

And you do not believe it was a humiliation, the things you told Sam about me?

[slightlyoffchilt]

Not your humiliation, no. Just that of your pet dog's.

[baetiful]

I certainly found it humiliating to be confronted by it in the middle of an endorsement for Dio. I especially found it humiliating to be confronted by it when I was in the middle of angling for your agenda in regards to him.

[slightlyoffchilt]

I regret any personal pain such statements might have caused you, but I am not your pet to leash. You are a mayor here, not a lord.

[baetiful]

I am the mayor of a city where your hospital resides. Are you really going to make an enemy of me, Dr. Chilton?

[slightlyoffchilt]

[He doesn't reply immediately -- his silence is cold, and panicked.]

Of course not, Mayor Baelish. My apologies.

[baetiful]

A wise decision.

Now, then. I do not view this as unreasonable. You made a mistake, and I am allowing you the opportunity to make it up to me. It is not as though I will be forcing you into lewd and lascivious acts. You will essentially be helping me help this city by volunteering your time.

[slightlyoffchilt]

You see now, I'm sure, how Merlotte is a problem. For me.

[baetiful]

A problem you will have to navigate. With the exportation of Miles and a potential new ambassador on the way, Ambassador Merlotte is vital.

[ At least until Baelish could solidify an alliance with Padme. Or whoever stepped into the Nonah office. ]

[slightlyoffchilt]

I am relieved to find you so understanding.

[He even managed to say that without gritted teeth!]

[baetiful]

[ With a sigh. He almost feels like a parent, having to work out the differences between two sons. ]

I do understand. There are sometimes those we cannot help but antagonize. And those who in turn do the same to us. But if you allow him the power over you to a point where you lose control of your own actions, that will do you no favors.

Sam Merlotte will be yours in time. But you do not have to try so hard to capture him. You are already the smarter man.

[slightlyoffchilt]

[His two naughty sons.]

I have other capabilities, you know. That net a higher yield.

[Pacified at Baelish's words, Chilton now turned to his imPort abilities to appease.]