IC CONTACT POST

[baetiful]

This is the direct contact method for Lord Petyr Baelish. Please leave a message, and I will return your call at my earliest convenience.


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[nastygram]

Ok please say JK now

Otherwise wtf

[baetiful]

I guess returned sarcasm does not register unless I use capital letters. You must forgive me. I am a bit new to these text-based communications. ;-)

[nastygram]

Protip: winky face with nose comes off SUPER CREEPY
And that better not be the vibe u r going for

[nastygram]

But SINCE YOU WERE JK about the contact deets you can make up for that creeper vibe and tell me her name pls

[baetiful]

Then why is it a default on the communicators? B-(

[baetiful]

What would you do with her information and how would it help you to do the task I had asked of you? It's one thing to wish to fact check, but it's another to wish to expose a valuable source of mine. She put her career at risk to tell me that much which was far more than most of the officials had given me to that point. And I intend to protect her in return. If you were to dig into any of the government files, you probably would not find any more in hers than you would in the others. So what angle are you after here? And how will it aid you in your research into the imProcreat organization?

[nastygram]

probs it's your default bc u have the CREEPER OS installed
you def want to update



n e ways i am not looking to ruin your contact's life ok
chill pls
all i want is a place to start

but if your sphincter tightens at this TINY possible threat to your presh contact i will settle for what friggin department at the gov she is with
can you unclench enough for that one at least

[baetiful]

You must forgive my wariness considering the fact that there are people in your line of work on the network who are intent to expose a great deal about the government. It's only a matter of being extra cautious. Something you know well, given your means of contacting me.

[ A burner with no real way of knowing who he's speaking to? Yeah, Baelish definitely wouldn't entrust a name to someone who employs that much caution to protect their identity. ]

But yes, I can give you the department. Health and Human Services. But if you want a place to begin, I do recommend looking into the imProcreat organization themselves. They are the center of this all.

[nastygram]

Sorry that people in ~~my line of work~~ are just real good at what we do
PS that if I wasn't real good we wouldn't be texting
Think of this like an investment of your info if it makes you feel better



But I'll start with depart and org thnx for the awesome directions

[baetiful]

I can absolutely see where you would have charmed Count Dooku.

[ She's so charming Baelish is left to wonder if this is the Count's idea of an insult by sending her his way. But it will be the results that speak for themselves, not her award winning personality. ]

If there is anything else you require of me apart from money when the time comes, do let me know.