IC CONTACT POST

[baetiful]

This is the direct contact method for Lord Petyr Baelish. Please leave a message, and I will return your call at my earliest convenience.


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[jacksonian]

[ What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck. He's startled enough to drop all his attempts at political doublespeak. Which he wasn't attempting too well to begin with. ]

But I give no shits about politics, aside from tax codes. And you're insane if you think anyone would vote for me.

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[baetiful]

Am I? You have the confidence of Queen Pevensie herself. And she has a very large base of friends.

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[jacksonian]

Okay. But I still don't give a shit about politics. Or is that the quality you two are going for?

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[baetiful]

Likely the people who care less about politics will be able to do more within them.

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[jacksonian]

I'm asking if you two are looking for a puppet.

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[baetiful]

Hardly. We are looking for a capable leader so as to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to share status with some little dog thing. You must admit, between the children who ran for De Chima and Komasan who ran for Maurtia Falls, there really should be tighter criteria surrounding who is allowed to run.

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[jacksonian]

[ Hey don't be mean to Komasan, Komasan is great ]

What's the job actually like?

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[baetiful]

[ It's a dog. Possibly. ]

Boring, truth be told. When it isn't dangerous, that is. What with the attacks in Philadelphia or the other nonsense that happens regularly within our community. It's full of meetings, negotiations, paperwork. All things I'm certain you are used to as a businessman, my lord.

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[jacksonian]

You're not exactly trying to sell it, are you?

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[baetiful]

I will never sell it by telling you what the job entails. But it is not the job itself that matters. It is the position it gives you, the contact with this world's government, and the chance to truly change things for the imPorts and your city if you can be persuasive enough.

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[jacksonian]

Yeah...Except I don't really care about changing things for the imPorts and my city and all of that. I just care about the people I care about.

[ Translation, of course: his family. ]

What advantages are there for me and for them?