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[baetiful]

This is the direct contact method for Lord Petyr Baelish. Please leave a message, and I will return your call at my earliest convenience.


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voicemail; after Komasan's post

[brushoff]

[ Dorian is trying his hardest not to giggle. ]

You're going to have to get the word out more, Baelish! After all, I don't know how you'll compete against an 'ice cream for everybody' platform. [ this election race just got 100% stupider and Dorian is THRILLED. ]

voice;

[baetiful]

What is that thing.

[ Baelish is not quite so entertained. Why is this thing coming in and making a mockery of the election! ]

voice;

[brushoff]

His name is Komasan and he's running on an ice cream platform.

[ Dorian, who ran the first time partly to make a mockery of the election, is elated. ]

voice;

[baetiful]

And people are actually going to vote for it?

[ Refusing to call Komasan a him. ]

voice;

[brushoff]

Of course they will! He's the cutest candidate, after all.

voice;

[baetiful]

[ He would be wounded if, you know, it wasn't true. ]

What a waste. I only hope that those who would choose to vote for Dooku over me will instead turn their attentions toward the creature.

voice;

[brushoff]

On the bright side, when you do win, you'll know whose opinions to ignore.

voice;

[baetiful]

When I do win, he says. What a wonderful vote of confidence. Do you often back the winning side, Dorian?

voice;

[brushoff]

Only when it seems to me there's a clear choice.

voice;

[baetiful]

I do agree. Maurtia Falls will remain free under my guidance, but have the appearance of being cleaned up. I intend to bring a lot of the criminal elements into my fold. Especially the corrupt police force. As my dearest friend, you would greatly benefit.

voice;

[brushoff]

Your dearest friend? Heavens, Baelish, I didn't expect to hear that.

voice;

[baetiful]

Why not? Do you not think yourself deserving of the title?

voice;

[brushoff]

I honestly don't know if I do or don't. After all, you realize I have a lot of potential. But I'm worried I haven't lived up to it in your eyes.

voice;

[baetiful]

It is not too late to accept my job proposal. After all, if I do get elected ambassador, I may need someone I trust to help run things. Preferably an imPort.

[ HINT. HINT. ]

But apart from that, we share many opinions and goals not only for Maurtia Falls, but also about most of the imPorts in general. You do not have to prove the potential I see in you for me to enjoy your company and our conversations.

voice;

[brushoff]

I know I'll be useless running things. But I think I might be able to help out at the bar. [ he's okay with that hint hint, Dorian gets it (and also is gonna be fired from his current job any day now.....). ]

voice;

[baetiful]

[ Perfect timing! ]

Well, that is a start. And if there is anyone you particularly like at your current job, you would be more than welcome to bring them along with you.

voice;

[brushoff]

Alas, the person I like the most at my current job got ported out—that, more than anything, helped hasten this process. [ Dorian misses Elsa. :( ]

voice;

[baetiful]

There is no saying they will not return. And if they do, well you will have the opportunity to work together with them once again.

[ Baelish could definitely use a blood mage on his side. ]

voice;

[brushoff]

True, true. So, when's my first day?

[ this is him officially (but informally) saying "hey, I'm up for that job Petyr" ]

voice;

[baetiful]

Would saying tonight make me seem too eager?

[ He laughs. ]

Tomorrow, then.

voice;

[brushoff]

Tomorrow it is. Text me the address and I'll even show up on time!