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Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish ([personal profile] baetiful) wrote 2016-05-30 05:23 pm (UTC)

[voice]

A friend of mine.

[ Petyr's words were full of disdain. There is only one mutual acquaintance between the two of them that he is aware of. Only one who would petty enough to spread such lies. ]

It wounds me that you would believe such folly about my character, Princess. This has all been a grave misunderstanding, I assure you. I would not and will never use such mind altering substances. Clarity of mind is of utmost importance to me. Though perhaps you should consider your source and why they may have said such things. It could be that they are trying to distract you from their own vice. Their own problem with, oh. I don't know. Alcohol?

[ Rincewind is drunk like 95% of the time Petyr talks to him, so he has to imagine that's true with just about everyone. ]

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